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1. fuck nudger
To (fuck nudge) is a new found term first used on the dating scene when a female is about to delve into the ancient art of fornication (fuck) with a willing male all of a sudden an alpha male catches the scent of a lesser stag and (fuck nudges) him out of the way and moves in for the kill... or the nudge of approval (usually in the ribs)from comrade when it apears that a night of passion is on the cards for his horny friend.
i was leaving the pub last night with this bird, i was going to give her the stiff one eye, when this big rugby bastard walkes over and fuck nudges me out of the way... i hate that fuck nudger..
2. Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls
something said at high school for comedy or said by someone with touretts syndrome.
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls!
Fuck Shit Cock Tits Balls to you too Liam
3. fuck
What kind of an idiot looks up fuck in the urban dictionary?
Looking up fuck in urban dictionary is almost as bad as looking up sex.
4. diddle fuck
verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.
When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.
5. fuck shui
A belief system created by 325 Marines fuck shui or fuck shway is the belief in the cosmic system of fuck. In that there is a continuing balance of fucking and being fucked.
For there to be life one must engage in fucking and for there to be death one must be fucked. The cycle of fuck shui

Spending the whole day with 100lbs on your back is fucked. Getting to sleep without it on is not to fucking bad. The application of fuck shui to daily living

I am so fucked, I wish I was fucking. The first truth of fuck shui
6. Fuck Duck
A particularly sexual person, generally strait, but can often be lesbian or threesome. A Fuck Duck often touches people in a sexual manor constantly. They are often characterized by staring at a person they are atracted to and then touching them sexually without thier permision but in a positive manor. NOT RAPISTS.
"Dude your acting like a total Fuck Duck today"

"I know i just wanna grab her ass"

"do it"

"ok"

and then proceding to tap her ass
7. Fuck Food
Food you would not make (cook) for someone who is just a friend. When you make this food for someone you want to fuck them.
Beth: He made me sushi becuase my back hurt.

Friend: Dude did you fuck him?

Beth: No! It was just a friend thing.

Friend: No fucking way! He served you fuck food!

Beth: What are talking about?

Friend: Sushi is not a friend food. He went through the effort to make Sushi....meaning he wanted a piece of ASS!
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