|1.||The Cheeto Delimma|
Scenario: While sitting in the hallway one day at lunch (assume everyone goes to the same school) a gotchi boy walks by, and for whatever reason, throws his freshly opened bag of cheeto's down--and runs away. The reactions are instaneous.more...
Ashley starts to bawl b/c this boy, her best "friend" obviously doesn't appreciate the expense of these cheetos, like he probably even had to sneak some of his parents orphan donation fund for children in India to get this cheeto bag. Oh, the nerve. Plus my dad owns 1/18 of that cheeto bag (don't question me! Go look in the Black & Decker bylaws or something!)Wait, boy come back, ashley yells down the hallway---"Do you want to come with our group to QO Homecoming? WE ALL want you too! Ew, he didn't even look back, i'm calling Mike b/c i'm just kowing no one else will pick up. He'll sympathize with me! (while on the phone to Mike) "Hold on, Wheres PETRO?"
Petro as if wating for his personal cue to get involved (which wasn't a real invitation), Petro rides in on a White Grande Horse, wearing shiny metal-plated armor. "Petro! I find you irrestible" Ashley shouts 2 him from the ground! "Petro, who's Petro?! Petro replies scathingly, my NAME is Nice & Peachy, but that's Mr. Nice and Peachy to you! Why are you here, we all wonder? But at this instant, Pet--Mr. N + P (for short) --note to self those are Petro Nungovitch's initals in reverse! ahh--...jumps down from his horse and waves his homeade banner, it reads "Where is the Justice?" This ...
1. (noun) a word describing a friend/family member
2. (noun) a person who boomages others (a boomage goes boomaging)
3. (noun) a mass online multiplayer game, i.e. counterstrike (also counterboomage), halo 2 etc
4. (verb) to boomage someone, a word describing any known verb
5. (noun) a group of friends
6. a word used to replace parts of other words in conversation
1. Hey Boomage!
2. You just got fragged by a Boomage
3. Heya Boomage, wanna play some Boomage!?
4. Let's go and Boomage some noobs!!
5. The Boomage are meeting later
6. A. Heya Boomage
B. Fancy Boomaging on the Boomage?
B. Shall I Boomage the rest of the Boomage?
A. Boomage, I wanna Boomage your mum.
It is used in the terms of when you and a friend are playing a really intense game online and you get killed by a "noob". You both agree on this term.
AWWWW bfme2! (Butt Fu@K me too!)
|4.||kung fu panda|
When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.
I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.
a super, mega, ultra, obnoxious uber jew bastard that will do strange things like drive 10 miles to save 2 dollars or goes to the bathroom really fast because he thinks taking too long waste time he could use doing other jewy things like counting his gold with one hand and stealing your money with his "concentration-camp thin" fingers and a kung-fu grip. he will often kick a gentile down with his cloven hooves for less than a buck. sometimes a nickle. he will also haggle with anyone from a girl scout to a hooker, even himself. he also tries to make money like using a 42 cent stamp to get a 50 cent rebate. will save a dollar a week for a year for something special but end up saving the tiny nest egg instead.
jew bastard 1: wow! i just found a coupon for the store jews-r-us where i can save $0.67 if i spend 20 dollars. all i have to do is make sure i can use the shit out of everything i buy twice.
friend: ..... wow. you can be such a kykenstien when you really try.
jew bastard: i don't know any other way to live. I'M A KYKENSTIEN!! I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!
friend: maybe you should eat more pork. that outta knock the kyke right outta ya!
Having sex with a female or male that a friend or someone you know has also had sex with.
Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.
a sexy hoe who likes cucumbers. will suck dick for quarters! also knows kung fu!
Xiarhina kicks ass at kung fu!