FTS stands for Fat Thumb Syndrome.
its is commonly confused with the FTS meaning of fuck this shit
FTS occurs when someone with fat/chode thumbs is texting and hits more than one button
Many people in this day in age suffer from FTS most cases are chode-like males, however there are some rare cases where certain girls can get it
"how was dance tonight"
^normal person with skinny thumbs
^a princess who suffers from FTS(its okay though because she won homecoming princess, shes the most popular girl at MWHS)
As many people has adapted to FML, fuck my life. The trend has caused the FML sensation to be abused and used in unnecessary events. Thus replacing FML with FTS. FTS means Fuck The Situation. It's a smaller and lighter tone of FML. People who typically say FML about everything should use FTS. The world isn't over because you scuffed your precious shoes or because you have 4/5 blocks of battery life left on your sidekick. Get over it. FTSFTW!
Idiot - F*$# ! I left my gum at home! FML!
Smart Idiot - Correction. FTS..
Idiot - What?
Smart Idiot - Fuck The Situation. Only because your life isn't over because you simply forgot your gum at home. Go buy another 30cent pack of gum. Kids in Sudan would literally die for it. Whose got it worse?
Idiot - Wow, FTS..
For the suck. Even worse than "For the Failure."
Like, huh.....dude, Converse FTS!
FTS - For The Sex (adj.) ~ A complement on a specific action that one person says to another
FTS must be used as an entire sentence.
FTS can, and most likely will, be followed by some sort of celebration: a high-five, a "pound-it", or a slap on the ass
1. Hellz yeah!
2. Dude, thats so awsome!
Synonyms - FTW
(For The Win)
Antonyms - FTF
(For The Fail)
Person 1: Dude, how'd you do on your Physics final?
Person 2: Dude, I passed that shit, no doubt
Person 1: FTS
This is how it CAN NOT be used
Person 1. Dude, you going to the party next week?
Person 2. Yeah. I go for the food, but I'll stay FTS
A term coined up by Counter Strike players including hatsamgua droz and khaan. It bascially means for the sluts. Its sort of a dedication
Lets own them FTS
Lets win out FTS
Person A: Lets play guys
Person B: K, FTS!
"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.
When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS
Short for "Fuck The Slit"
When a man stabs a woman in the side with a knife and then penetrates the wound for pleasure.
You just got to get in there and FTS.