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FTL
Also stands for "Fuck that loser", Activision-blizzard's Jay Wilson regarding his facebook message towards David Breivik's comments on Diablo 3 game.
self-explanatory, fuck that loser, ftl, FTL
by Auriell September 24, 2012
 
29.
ftl
For the love
1: Maggie is throwing up in the yard again
2: uhg, ftl
by esll June 11, 2009
 
30.
FTL
ftl: Follow through laughing
Whats brown and sticky.... a brown stick, FTL = Follow through Laughing!! eg: alternative to LOL, use it!!
by ftl bodmin massive May 18, 2009
 
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FTL
Instead of FML which means fuck my life, FTL means fuck their lives or fuck their life.
Omg people are soooo stupid FTL!!!
by mollyj98 April 09, 2009
 
32.
Ftl
1. For the Lose
Said when you dislike something and want it to lose

2. Faster than lightning
Uber fast, incredibly fast

3. For the lulz
For the lols, for the laughs.
1.
Me: "New england Patriots FTL, fuck them."

2.
Guy: "Here!"
Buddy: "Damn, you're FTL"

3.
1: "Why'd you do that?"
2: "FTL."
3: "oh."
by JohnJcobJingleHimer Schmit April 06, 2008
 
33.
FTL
also used as an acronym for "Fuck The Law"
steal from the rich give to the poor, fuck the world fuck the law ftl
by Ari S April 29, 2008
 
34.
FTL
1337-speak for "Flip(s) The Laptop", which describes something crazy and/or awesome.
"Damn, this game FTL!"

"This video will surely make him FTL!"
by Terrificy August 10, 2008
 
35.
FTL
Faster Than Light. Used as an adjective, as in "FTL Communication" or, most often, "FTL Travel".
In David Brin's Uplift universe, the Galactics have mastered FTL Travel.
by Bugmaster February 12, 2004