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short for "Fucking Shit Cunt".

Jovial mockery. When a friend does something particularly stupidly OR extremely well (thus making you envious) they are often lablled an fscunt.

fscunt is not a word for the weak, those who cannot interpret the above meaning correctly should avoid it at all costs.

NB. an animal can NEVER be an 'fscunt'.
Dave dude, i just aced my german h'exam, ninety-two percentile man!
Phil gee bro, i got 46% and that just sucks ass... man you're such an fscunt.
by Yourm um. November 08, 2005

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