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Acronym that stands for "Factual Statement about my life"
Used in contexts when the usage of fml, mlia, or lml are not appropriate because you are not using your emotions to make any large generalizations about your life
Me: "I just heard someone knocking on my door, but no one was there. fsaml"
Hot chick:"OMG that is so hot, I always wanted to be with someone who believed in an objective reality and uses reason rather than emotion."
by ALurker January 20, 2010

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