A variation of the blumpkin, this sex act occurs when a women is sitting on a toilet defecating and simultaneously performing oral sex on the gentleman standing in front of her.
Lisa didn't know why, but after discovering what a frumpkin was she had an undeniable urge to perform one on the office custodian in the handicapped stall of the public restroom.
To eat two fruit while on the toilet.
I feel so much better now that I frumpkined.
Slang for Dingleberries, the crap stuck or inter twined with the hair of ones buttcrack creating an uncomfortable pulling or tearing of hair from the ass area.
I didn't wipe my ass well enough from my morning crap so I developed frumpkins, the next time I wiped my ass it hella hurt cause I was pulling my ass hairs out.
males oral pleasure while taking a shit!
your dad loves giving frumpkins!
An off shoot of the 'blumpin'. Giving oral pleasure to an obese man while he deficates.
"Hey you know Jim the fat guy with the frump? He loves getting frumpkins from cheap prostitutes."
a good flick in the testies while performing oral.
Jamie gave me a frumpkin last Tuesday... my balls still hurt!
A blumpkin with diarrhea. Receiving oral while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at climax. Usually a surprise as the loose stool is not expected and the blumpkin becomes a frumpkin.
Debbie is still pissed off at me because she was working me into some blumpkin action when to my surprise I frumpkined and she got a little messy.