Fruitcel 

An oofy doofy bluepilled coping incel who ages as fast as fruits begin turning brown from oxygen exposure. Despite a Fruitcel's typically garbage genes that are often paired with poor health habits like constantly smoking and eating donuts at 4 in the morning, they will not change their ways and continue coping and letting themselves go. Fruitcels are notorious for making constant excuses for their shortcomings and claims of self-improvement but will inevitably not act on any of them and just continue fapping 7 times a day.

Loobert keeps telling us his lifestyle is fine but he aged 20 years in 2. What a delusional fruitcel, it's over for him.

Fruitcel by Feridon Hamidi October 14, 2021

Fruitbear 

An adjective used to describe someone, usually a male, who is incredibly socially awkward and has no shot of obtaining females.

"Look at that Fruitbear over there, thinking he's snazzy with his trombone and his band outfit"

Fruitbear by WhatisthisIdonteven September 19, 2012

fruittyaddz 

Cutest Fanpage
A Queen
Everybody loves her!💘

Girl 1: Hey! Have you ever seen a Fanpage Named „fruittyaddz” ?
Girl 2: Ofc! She’s my fp idol!

fruittyaddz by Rexi October 29, 2021

fruitland park 

small city located in lake county florida. just south of leesburg, and just north of lady lake and the villages. (the villages can be defined as god's gift to hell). the villages is like the world's largest retirement home. fruitland park has a police station, volunteer fire station, 5 churches, a school, and not much else.

think of the smallest town you can. add add 3 birds, 4 cops, 1 pickup and a whole lot of boredom. and that is fruitland park
for you.

fruitland park by Phoenix McStrausenbaum May 5, 2009

Fruitella

the name of a badman sweet.

"WHAT YOU MEAN YOU AINT GOT FRUITELLAS MAN!"
"WHY YOU WANT BLOODY FRUITELLAS?"
"COZ THEY IS BADMAN SWEETS YOU GET ME?"

Annuvahood

Fruitella by duhwinning May 4, 2011

Hardcore Fruitsalad 

A game which is similar to the regular game of fruitsalad, but HARDCORE. Players sit in a circle with legs crossed and are named certain fruits, eg. Apple, Orange. One person standing in the middle of the circle calls out a few names of the "fruits". Those fruits have to switch places with the person in the middle, but they can trip, pick up and throw, push, use wrestling moves, drag away, or use any other method to get the spot before the other people. The idea is to get a spot in the circle. The person who doesn't get a spot and cross their legs first is now in the middle of the circle. If the players uncross their legs while sitting in the circle, they can be fought for their spot. If the person in the middle calls "Fruitsalad" everyone in the circle switches spots. Think Musical Chairs, with a twist.

A game of Hardcore Fruitsalad
Person in middle: Apple, Kiwi, Grape, Orange, Banana, GO!
They switch spots.
New Person in the middle: Fruitsalad!
Chaos happens as people get into a wrestling match while trying to switch spots

Hardcore Fruitsalad by Shmorgasbord November 19, 2009

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

fruitella by Scrpzr June 22, 2006