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1.
1. the state of two fruits being married.
2. the rite, ceremony, or sacrament of marriage between two fruits.

etymology: fruit + matrimony = fruitrimony
Despite the law, Sean and Harper decided to seal their love via the pseudo-sacred art of fruitrimony.
by Sean Harper January 23, 2008

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