fruitcakery 

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity

Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.

fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015

fruitate 

IPA: /fɹuːteit/

Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.

1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."

2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."

fruitate by mrpeach32 December 19, 2008

Con the fruiterer 

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"

"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."

Con the fruiterer by William Richey November 13, 2003

fruitatarian 

Someone who will not eat meat or animal products and refuses to eat any vegtables, fruit ect without it falling off a bush or tree ect first. They refuse to be responsable for the death of things that are living.

A: "Do you want some strawberries i picked earlier with cream?"
B: "No thanks, I'm a Fruitatarian"

fruitatarian by DizzyTizzy November 14, 2007

fruitetarian 

Someone who only eats fruit as his or her diet. It's pretty uncommon and you'll probably be thought of as bizarre. It's similar to a vegetarian who only eats vegetables.

We were all wondering why my cousin was only eating fruits at Thanksgiving dinner when we discovered he was a fruitetarian.

fruitetarian by Themadgibbles October 21, 2014

fruitsterbating 

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

fruitsterbating by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Mentally Frittatered 

To have been Frittatered so hard that the frittata phases through your face and replaces your brain

"That guy is seriously Mentally Frittatered"
"yeah he must have been frittatered so hard"

Mentally Frittatered by Joeyrsp April 19, 2014