its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet
"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen
by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008
slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)
"Dude, this package is way too heavy!"

"That's 'cause it's a fruitcake, dude. Y'know, the snuff?"
by M.V.P. December 08, 2008
OH MY GOSH, is that jermarious trying to act all cool again? Damn. hes such a fucking fruit cake.
by chococherryberry March 11, 2011
A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.
1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.
by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008
1. Somone who is homosexual.
The users or P2P-IRC where not surprised when ub0r admitted he was a fruitcake.
by [TS] Phoenix May 29, 2006
The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.
John: I broke up with Emily last night.
Jorge: Why???
John: I gave her a fruit cake.
by SOUNDWAVE56 April 07, 2011
a doushe bagin quieer
brad pit is such a fruit cake
by adam1234567890 November 13, 2009

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