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2.
n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.
by SkidMarkyMark August 02, 2006
 
1.
What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
 
3.
The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.
by rupert2000 December 07, 2004
 
4.
1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.
by The Return of LightJoker May 01, 2010
 
5.
A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.
When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.
by mifcorn August 20, 2011
 
6.
A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.
by Apple_Pie November 18, 2011
 
7.
When two or more sets of girls are cantelouping together
Sally and Sue brought their friends Susie and Sammy and they all made a Fruit-salad.
by Lena Mae January 19, 2008