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n. An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
Back in the '80s--the "Just Say No" era--in elementary school health class, they warned us of the dangers of fruit salad. Of course, such a thing has never existed, but the important thing was to scare us away from drugs.
by SkidMarkyMark August 02, 2006
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What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
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The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
At the end of 'Ace Ventura Pet Detective', a fruit salad is witnessed by the crowd.
by rupert2000 December 07, 2004
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1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)

2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
Don't go to the party just for the fruit salad. You don't know what's in it.
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A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.
When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.
by mifcorn August 20, 2011
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"fruit salad, yummy yummy, fruit salad, yummy yummy, the firts step peela banna, the 2 step put in some grapes, the third step, put in some apples and put a melon on ur plate! fruit salad, yummy yummy, fruit salad, yummy yummy, the first step eat up bananas, the 2 step eat up ur grapes, the third step eat up ur apples nad eat the melons off ur plate!" FRUIT SALAD.......... an annoying song by the wiggles, that has been stuck in my head 4 months now. :-(
every time hear the words "fruit salad" i get RELE hungry. that show hypnotized me 2 fruit salad some how. and when i eat it i can never stop eatin it!!!! :-(
by letters March 25, 2004
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A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.
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