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someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.
me: i woke up with fruit role up stuck to my neck again.

d-bag: you cunty fruit roll up slut.
by zoemcpooper February 22, 2010