British for slot machine
I just spent my entire wage on those fruit machines.
Someone who constantly plays fruit machines in pubs, bars, chip shops or amusement arcades.
"It's Mike's round where is he??"
"He's over there feeding the gambler the slot jockey!"
calculating the amount won or lost on a fruit machine binge and how it effects your total kung fu money for the night.
Can we not go in just yet, i'm just fruitulating to see how many vodka red bulls i can afford.
An unhealthy addiction to anything remotely linked to gambling.
Ive had a right mugz today, lost 5 grand on the ponies!
This fruit machine is for mugz
A person who is sexually aroused by machines. Also, someone who is sexually attracted to machines. A person who forms a loving attachment to a machine.
A mechanophiliac might be sexually attracted to or aroused by robots, androids, computers, fruit machines, lawn-mowers, cars or domestic appliances such as washing machines.
The usage of this term originated in the pubs of Peterborough in the late 90's / early '00's and was born following a dispute over the winnings from a fruit machine. One individual had inserted a large sum of money in a fruit machine and when said individual ran out of money he went to the bar to change a ten pound note. Whilst getting his change, a 'friend' of this individual put a small amount of his own money into the same fruit machine scooping a rather sieable jackpot (none of which was shared with the individual who had put in a large sum of money). The resulting conversation went something like this:
"You did that with malice you cunt!"
"No I didn't"
"You cunt! You malice cunt. You maliced me."
Malice has been used ever since and has evolved into a word that can be used in conjunction with anything bad or untoward occurring.
"John fell down the stairs this morning"
"Malice. Is he ok?"
"John's parents split up last week"
"Malice. What's his mum's number?"
"Fancy a pint this evening, John?"
a person who is thrown on the streets by his mum because she cant deal with him.
he spends his day wandering around asking people for 50p which he will put into fruit machines.
likely to find him trying to get the £1 coin put into shopping trolleys by old people.
Likely to come into a pub looking for jona so he can bum money from him.
fuck off will you rogie i aint got 50p for you