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A fruit booter is someone who believes that imitating skateboard culture will improve their social standing, but is unable to skateboard. They wear impractical plastic boots with wheels attached to the bottom as an excuse to hang out in skate parks and look like they are participating in an extreme sport without having to develop any skills. Because their "sport" (If jumping rope is a sport, I guess inline skating is too) is so often criticized, fruit booters usually have an irritable, defensive attitude when interacting with skaters and will typically insist that roller-blading is "better than skateboarding," thus alienating themselves from the skate community and remaining losers. Skateboarder: "Hey pal, the city just opened up a new park. Lets go check it out."
Fruit Booter: "Sounds like a plan! Lemme just attach a pair of heavy, uncomfortable plastic boots to my feet, stuff my shoes in a backpack, and blow out my aromatherapy candles so we can go." Skateboarder: "Why is the plastic dyed purple with swirls of yellow around the shiny silver buckles?" Fruit Booter: "I've yet to determine my own sexual orientation!" (The skateboarder, disgusted with his acquaintance's poor judgement and apparent lifestyle confusion, exits the scene) |
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a fruit booter is an inline skater i am proud to be a fruit booter
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A negative term used to insult a roller blader Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!
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A Rollerblader Guy: You Rollerblade?
Girl: Yup, im a Fruit Booter! Guy: Yeh Me too! |
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A negative insult to Rollerbladers givin by skateboarders.
Rollerbladers are not people who fail at skateboarding. Most of them have never had any intrest in it. Skateboarder: Bladers are gay. Fucking fruit booter.
Rollerblader: *pop* |
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A poser in the rollerblading world, or that one annoying ass bitch that drops into a quarterpipe 3 ft high and thinks that he is the best thing that ever happend to the sport and makes fun of all the other rollerbladers who are just starting and putting forth an effort to the sport. I am a skaterboarder and I have friends that rollerblade. They can backlip in the halfpipe and I have total respect for them, along with total respect for those that put an effort towards rollerblading. its those stuck up bitches that act like they are the best or think that you arent a decent human being because you're a skateboarder right off the bat.
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A person foiled by the complexity of an ollie on a skateboard who resorted to buying rollerblades to make up for his/her shortcomming. Said person must land the smallest of tricks by crouching obscenely low and/or making rapper-like gestures with their arms. Person 1: Holy crap! That fruit booter just jumped over a newspaper stand - is there a name for that trick?
Person 2: Yeah, it's called "jumping". |
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an insult to those who roller blade or roller skate simply because they have wheels on thier shoes rather then on a board of wood because they assume that anyone with wheels on thier shoes is a "faggot". but the insult is more created in direction to roller skaters/bladers who do tricks on thier skates/blades. either way i get images of roller skaters kicking fruit.....when i hear fruit booter....which doesn't seem like much of an insult to me.
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