| 1. | Fruit on the Bottom | ||
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When a girl has a yeast infection and tries to use yogurt to cure it. A man then performs cunnilingus on said woman. The 'Fruit on the Bottom' is the surprise at the bottom of the box beneath all of the yogurt. Could be anything from menstrual fluid to an old condom to the neighbors cat.
Mike: Dude, what'd you have for breakfast today?
Thomas: Well me and my lady got freaky, and had some yogurt with Fruit on the Bottom. Mike: Oh yeah, how was it? Thomas: I liked it....A LOT. |
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| 2. | Fruit-at-the-bottom | ||
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A sexual act in which a person, using a turkey baster, injects equal parts of warm yogurt (must be Danon) and fruit into their partner's most anal of cavities. She (it's got to be a girl) defecates it into your mouth. Sometimes she poops a little too. "Last night your mom gave me a Fruit-at-the-bottom. She crapped a little too. It was all liquidy. IT WAS DA BOMB! Then we listened to Mozart."
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| 3. | fruit on the bottom | ||
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In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude. "That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.
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| 4. | Pocket Fruit | ||
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The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank. robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit |
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| 5. | Mississippi swamp donkey | ||
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when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school. o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!! |
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| 6. | Fruit Punch | ||
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When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch. John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.
Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro! |
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| 7. | mangosteen | ||
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One of the most praised of tropical fruits, and certainly the most esteemed fruit in the family Guttiferae, the mangosteen, Garcinia mangostana L., is almost universally known or heard of by this name. There are numerous variations in nomenclature: among Spanish-speaking people, it is called mangostan; to the French, it is mangostanier, mangoustanier, mangouste or mangostier; in Portuguese, it is mangostao, mangosta or mangusta; in Dutch, it is manggis or manggistan; in Vietnamese, mang cut; in Malaya, it may be referred to in any of these languages or by the local terms, mesetor, semetah, or sementah; in the Philippines, it is mangis or mangostan. Throughout the Malay Archipelago, there are many different spellings of names similar to most of the above.
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The mangosteen tree is very slow-growing, erect, with a pyramidal crown; attains 20 to 82 ft (6-25 m) in height, has dark-brown or nearly black, flaking bark, the inner bark containing much yellow, gummy, bitter latex. The evergreen, opposite, short-stalked leaves are ovate-oblong or elliptic, leathery and thick, dark-green, slightly glossy above, yellowish-green and dull beneath; 3 1/2 to 10 in (9-25 cm) long, 1 3/4 to 4 in (4.5-10 cm) wide, with conspicuous, pale midrib. New leaves are rosy. Flowers, 1 1/2 to 2 in (4-5 cm) wide and fleshy, may be male or hermaphrodite on the same tree. The former are in clusters of 3-9 at the branch tips; there are 4 sepals and 4 ovate, thick, fleshy petals, green with red spots on th... |
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