fudge packer 

1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.

I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.

fudge packer by black flag May 29, 2004

fudge packer 

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

fudge packer by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

fudge packer 

someone that packages fudge

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer

fudge packer by Tigerer April 20, 2010

Fudge Packer 

Tom Cruise is a Fudge Packer.

Hey there Mr. Cruise I didn't know you were a Fudge Packer?

Fudge Packer by CoUnMe April 21, 2010

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Green Bay Fudge Packer by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Sofa fudge packer 

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

Sofa fudge packer by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Fudge-packer 

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

Fudge-packer by jp November 30, 2003