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frostdick 

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather
Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick
frostdick by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013

Can't fuck with dem frosties 

A term used by stoners to express their love with frosties...You just can't fuck wid dem frosties aite?
Dammmn nigger! You Can't fuck with dem frosties aite?!

Frosticles 

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles
When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles
Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008

Frostiest Barrel 

A FROSTY beverage that will want to make you put your dick in a freezer. Absolutely delicious concocktion that is creamy and rock solid. Recipe below:

- 1/2 cup of your favorite ice cream (chocolate is best)
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 shots of Rumchata
- 1 shot of 99 Proof (Root Beer flavor)

Shake in strainer and enjoy
Dude my mom said the milk is almost expired. Go whip me up your Frostiest Barrel!

frontocks 

A buttocks looking latitudinal cleft of skin that is created when a woman of size wears underwear that is way too small for her frame.
I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.

Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...
frontocks by frontocks June 17, 2010

frosties kid 

1.the annoying brat off of the frosties advert. he says sumbliminal messages in the advert if you play it backwards.
2. someone who eats thin air (who is blonde) whilst doing the long jump
1. i just hate the frosties kid, that ad is soooo anoying!
2. OMG, did you see jake do the long jump? he is so the frosties kid. why don't we sing the song to him whenever we see him? yeah, that sounds like fun.
frosties kid by what.do.you.care? October 6, 2006