Top Definition
While receiving a blumpkin, right when the man is about to ejaculate, he stands up, dunks the woman's head into the toilet water, jizzes on her back and then proceeds to give her a shit swirlie.
I tried to order a frosted dunkin' blumpkin from the girl at the donut shop yesterday, but they didn't have a public bathroom.
by cheezdogg33 June 29, 2009

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