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donut froster 

Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.

JOHN: Why?

BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.
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a person that is really smart in speaking French
Bob: Je parle français, bien mieux que n'importe qui d'autre
( I speak French way better than anybody else )
Lily: You are such a froser.
froser by Wsea03 February 22, 2011

face froster 

Just before he came he pointed his face froster at her face.
Someone that says they are going somewhere, and don't show.
Blaine: "Hey gurl, wud up?! You coming to my place to chill?"
Stephanie: "Yeah, babe, be there in 10 minutes!"
~The next day~
Blaine: "Steph, what happened, you never came over!! You're a flosser!"
Stephanie: "I didn't floss!! I went to your' window and knocked, but you weren't in your' room, sorry, honey. We can chill tonight. Late."
flosser by Buca's Lover May 6, 2006
a midget you see in High School usually a white and blonde Male
have you seen Froster he is so short he swims in a puddle
Froster by Fuchsbox 345 August 29, 2018

Lowell Flosser 

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.
Lowell Flosser by Mike Sig December 9, 2008