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Floppage 

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.
Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!
Floppage by Tyler November 18, 2004
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Floppage 

When someone does something really stupid they are a floppage , or when someone is a failure in life
Oh God Monty's life is a floppage
Floppage by Anti Flop November 29, 2014

Floppagender

Floppagender is a sexuality, where you love floppa, and yeah etc
Person 1: Im Floppagender

Person 2: nice bro wanna look at floppa

and yeah that’s it

Floppage 

a man having an irregualry large cock 'n' balls and is able to flop them through his shorts
holy shit, robs got some mad floppage!
Floppage by ... May 17, 2003

Floppage 

Past tense of cleavage
When she turned around and bent over, Aunt Fanny displayed lots of floppage.
Floppage by whatever hateful May 18, 2008
What happens when you get home from the bar and didn't tell the wife.
Going home to get the frappage.
Frappage by Stubbybob May 13, 2026

grilled cheese floppage

Requires technique, an undercooked Sonic grilled cheese, and an innately brave soul. When previously mentioned undercooked Sonic grilled cheese is lightly pinched at bottom two corners in ready to eat position and sandwich slowly flops away from mouth. Innate brave soul opens mouth wide and forces floppage toward mouth while simultaneously taking a bite. Grilled Cheese Floppage.
Yo Erik! Show me some of that Grilled Cheese Floppage!!!