Gluteus Maximus Frontalis 

The scientific name for a "FRONT BUTT".

"That guy's got a HUGE Gluteus Maximus Frontalis on him. It's like an extra cushion."

Gluteus Maximus Frontalis by MetaPoo November 28, 2009

fontabuse 

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.

Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"

fontabuse by ajd420 November 7, 2006

frontass 

An extremely large, protruding stomach which is divided by a long crack or cleavage. It strongly resembles the buttocks; hence an ass in the front, or frontass.

"Wow! did you see the frontass on that guy?"

frontass by 102nutz June 1, 2006

Fontanese 

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

Fontanese by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

front anus 

A hole on a particularly stupid individual in the front of the body in which complete shit flows from. Usually refered to as the mouth.

Billy- I can do 500 push-ups in a minute.

Joe- Stop speaking from your front anus.

front anus by O'reily O'reilly October 9, 2008

Frontanal 

Anal sex while facing each other in the missionary position

I know a freaky girl who is in to Frontanal

Frontanal by Angieola1 May 10, 2014

frontalish 

The indirect forward shot of an object.

This is a good example of it being too much to the side instead of frontalish.

frontalish by dardie October 18, 2011