When one reaches a level of obesity to the extent that he/she has two asses - a fully functional rear ass as well as a non-functional, for appearances only frontal ass.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.
The frontal ass is anatomically referenced as the Front Ass. The front ass encompasses the lower abdominal area from the pubic bone to the waist line.
"Jabba's getting rather large That's quite the front ass that she's packing. Although I must say, it does help to balance out her rather generous rear ass."
"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."
"Man those stretch pants are screaming bloody murder. Her front ass is putting a hurting on them while at the same time her rear ass appears to making a meal of them."
by snagit December 3, 2009
when someone's belly hangs over their beltline and down into the upper thigh area, thus creating"front ass"
by J-Loco March 10, 2007
by Poor boy from a poor family December 10, 2003
a huge mass of fat covering someones genitals. it usually looks like there is another ass in front of someone.
native has the biggest front ass ive ever seen..maybe he should run around the teepee instead of sitting inside all day talking to his online girlfriends.
by maniac killllla May 21, 2007
Large,swollen labia, usually an angry red color.The result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.
by Butterball Turkey March 11, 2003
Tom: "Dude, I can't believe we actually sat through all 4 hours of 'Pretty Pretty Princesses in the Land of Magical Unicorns.' That play was LAAAAAME, dude."
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"
"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
Phil: "Yeah, sorry about that. Yesterday when Crackhead Bill told me he'd front my ass a play I thought he was going to give me some drugs, not front row tickets to that. I'd rather watch 4 hours of maggots crawling through dog shit."
Tom: "Well at least that one 8-year-old girl was pretty hot."
Phil: "Um, that was an 8-year-old boy, man."
Tom: "Giggidy giggidy!"
"You want some llell?
I'll front your ass a play,
But other than that get the hell out my face
Because you niggaz tryin' to
Blow my buzz"
-D12, "Blow My Buzz"
by Nick D February 2, 2006