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2.
natural habitat of the negro.. see also: porch monkey
look at all those porch monkeys on Jamal's front porch!
by jay89787 July 20, 2009
 
1.
When a person is giving a blow job and the blow job recipient stretches his scrotum under his or her chin, creating a front porch.
I totally gave sally a front porch last night.
by Breal916 May 12, 2011
 
3.
Massive Cocaine habit
I once had a front porch.
by Gonzob December 05, 2003