An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
Luis: Hello Davo
, how is your front butt
Davo: Quite good, thank you.
(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.
Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease
, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt
I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.
Pouch of flab found on the front of a woman between her belly button and her crotch, almost exactly where her *ss is, but on the front side of her body. Creates mass confusion and sickness among men.
Moochelle was standing in the front saying "jesus wraps his arms around me everyday" and in my boredom i noticed her portruding front butt smiling at me.
The bulbous protrusion emanating from below the waist. The profile of the bearer of a front butt closely resembles the uppercase letter “B”. The most common wielders of a front butt are middle-aged males with a penchant for ill-cut high-rising trousers, which they fasten well above the navel. Commonly, those with front butts are also equipped with “man titties”.
Person who appears to have two butts. One in the back, one in the front.
"Wow, She can sit backwards on a bar stool her front butt is so hugemongous"
When a human is so overweight that their stomach and thigh fat combines to create the appearance of having another butt on the front of the body. Applies only to obese individuals, like back tits.
God damn, I bet when that bitch goes to the bathroom she has to wipe in a half circle!
A person with a large stomach that bulges out from the top of the pants and usually resembles a butt-ox.
Yo, did you see the front butt on that bitch? it was ridiculous son!
A vertical fold in a very fat person's stomach blubber that resembles a buttocks.
Hey man did you see that lady with the Front Butt getting a burger in the food court?