A Mexican bandit who used to advertise Fritos. White liberal twits and pantywaist oafs said that the Frito Bandito was racist because it looked like a Mexican, and anybody who saw him would instantly and automatically believe that all Mexicans were bandits, and that they spoke English with a Mexican accent.
I really miss the Frito Bandito. He was quite effective at offending white liberals.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"
Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips
by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006