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Tub Fritter 

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.
Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!
Tub Fritter by fritter monster August 21, 2010
a parent that desires to be more of a friend to their child versus a disciplinarian, mentor, teacher. They let their child run amuck in every neutral space without the child fearing any consequence for any bad behavior, no matter how disruptive that behavior is. The ultimate goal of the "said parent" is to raise a friend or a companion, not a self-sufficient and well-mannered member of society.
RobBot, Skywalker and I could have had a better time at the "Imagine Dragons" concert had it not been for the Frierant next to us who bought a very disruptive six-year-old to the show filled with drunk and "super high" adult concertgoers.
Frierant by Hixxz68 August 18, 2018
A frister serves both as a friend and a sister. This word is most commonly used between twins, for they are usually incredibly close and are both friends and sisters. A frister is the ultimate companion who you may share inside jokes with, make lunches for, and watch ridiculous movies with.
Hey frister lets go catch an uber ridiculous movie, I'll make you a nice lunch with a home made granola bar in it.
Frister by Shananigans333 April 6, 2009

FritterWhiff 

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.
I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.
FritterWhiff by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

Frisco fritter 

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h
Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.
Frisco fritter by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

Top Frite 

A well established golf ball brand as pronounced by the Oriental community. Commonly known as Top Flite among the rest of the world. Usually found in the woods or wrong fairway.
Ahh. you see bawl, Ahh Top Frite yes ahh Top Frite. Is that Top Frite, me hit ahh Top Frite
Top Frite by Dick-Less June 30, 2009