A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
A Friday night at a local establishment that bestows extremely cheap drinks on its local patrons which while unpredictable, always results in a dreamlike experience.
Dude I got so Fritalia’d last night I woke up at a loading dock of a greenhouse with one sandal.
Apparently I did too many jagerbombs on Fritalia I couldn’t stop shaking for two days.. I felt like Michael J Fox
Man, who’s idea was it to power hour at the bar on Fritalia.. I got kicked out before 11
Where did all my money go last night?..... Fritalia