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fritoscrunch 

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.
You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

Fritalia 

A Friday night at a local establishment that bestows extremely cheap drinks on its local patrons which while unpredictable, always results in a dreamlike experience.
Dude I got so Fritalia’d last night I woke up at a loading dock of a greenhouse with one sandal.

Apparently I did too many jagerbombs on Fritalia I couldn’t stop shaking for two days.. I felt like Michael J Fox

Man, who’s idea was it to power hour at the bar on Fritalia.. I got kicked out before 11

Where did all my money go last night?..... Fritalia
Fritalia by Buttmucker September 16, 2011
you are soo freitas!
Freitas by lovergurl. September 22, 2009

Fritos Effect 

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.
Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Fritos Effect by DXL Spin February 11, 2012

fratastrophe

A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.
Man, did you see that party last night at SAE? It was a fratastrophe.
fratastrophe by D.Lloydz December 28, 2007