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TSA Frisking

A euphemism used to make airport patrons forget they are being fondled by a security guard. Said to be used to check people for hidden weapons, but we ALL know what they really want to grab.
Geoff: ...I think I've just been molested...

Craig: What?! Why?

Geoff: ...I just got a TSA Frisking...

Craig: Ooooh...
Related Words

Frisbing 

(Verb)
1. Shoving your dick through a frisbee, thats gotta hurt.

(Noun)
2. A frisbee in the shape of a penis.
1. "Oh, dude have you ever tried Frisbing? Shit feels amazing in the right spots." ... "What?"

2. "Did you bring the Frisbing? You said you would bring it."
Frisbing by Indue May 5, 2022

Fribbing 

Used to emphasize or express surprise, typically in joy, of someone or something.

Typically a side effect of fribbing is foam coming out of the subject fribbing, similar to a rabid dog, though in a joyful way. This is due to the amygdala reacting and in response triggers the posterior area of the insular cortex, thereby, producing foam within the mouth of the subject.
Joe: I just got world record
Mama: Holy frib, I am fribbing so hard rn.
Joe: Yeah, its pretty suprising, I will clean up the foam.
Fribbing by Skyfidel August 1, 2021
Forcing a point of view or an agenda on others simply because you can.
The Republican party is set to begin fristing the courts, the Constitution, and the American people this week.
Fristing by Phylos Racshan May 18, 2005

frisbeentritus 

A rare condition only found in one in a million that erodes the face.

Symptoms include:
Increased sweating
Inability to swim
Increased temperature upon eating carrots
The ability to move objects with your mind
Every time you sneeze your nose expands triple it’s size for two hours
Hey Bobby I heard you had frisbeentritus
Yes Steve I do it's ok tho because I have
mind control
Ooo that's good what's the first thing you did with it?
Made a locked car hit a cat
frisbeentritus by Donn Aldak February 23, 2021

night frisking 

at night to go on ice and play with sparklers or fireworks.
Morgan brought up the amazing idea of what to do Friday night. Gianna said, "let's all go night frisking at the small golf course pond and with my illegal fireworks!"
night frisking by yourmom666666 January 25, 2019