a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.
Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse
Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.
Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.
Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro
Instant Kindergarten Penis.
When something causes your manhood to recoil into its shell like a frightened turtle, you are said to have IKP.
Causes of IKP include, but are not limited to:
- being pantsed in public
- getting caught by a parent while doing explicit things with your girlfriend
- getting slapped/kicked/tapped in the testicles (see balltap)
- having to dance with the DUFF of a group
- stepping in the shower when there is no hot water
Dude, when my girlfriend's dad caught us having sex, I went total IKP.
When Jake got pantsed in front of his entire gym class, he got IKP like crazy.
The semi-hard state of a penis between a boner and a frightened turtle. Named for the ceramics term to describe a state of clay when it begins to harden. Popularized by Adam Carolla.
When a man takes nude photos, he should get himself to leather state to avoid looking like he has an inch worm.