| 1. | TWD | ||
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The act or crime of texting while driving. Dave: When Dad finds out you got a TWD, he's gonna beat your ass!
Mike: I know, but do you think he's going to take my phone away? Dave: Right after he beats your ass. |
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| 2. | simple plan | ||
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Quite possibly the worst thing ever.
"I heard you're doin okay, but I want you to now" that's what is sounds like since their voices are so friggin high. All the damn sp fans say "shut up! if you hate them keep it to yourself!". Yeah, cuz deep down you know they suck major amounts of dick. "My dad hates me, even though he gave me a new lexus and $200 for my birthday."
"Dude, I have to pay for my own car. That'll take years." "Yeah, but your dad loves you!" (runs out crying with his hands in the air). Simple plan simly sucks |
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| 3. | harvard-westlake | ||
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A super-posh private school divided into two campuses: the 'Middle School' (consisting of grades 7-9) is located in residential Bel Air area, and the 'Upper School' (consisting of grads 10-12) is located in the fine Studio City area, of which I am a proud patron.
anyway, you will only be accepted into Harvard Westlake if you are one or more of these things: ~very very rich (bonus if you're jewish too) ~a product of a Hollywood mogul/empress ~unusually intellectual (as in a genius) ~you have a sibling who goes there yes, Harvard-Weslake is for rich-bitches, man-hoars, child prodigies, and bloomind Hollywoodites. if you are any of the above listed, than you're pretty much on the Harvard-Westlake golden steamer choo-choo! don't get me wrong, Harvard-Westlake isn't a bad school! in fact, going to Harvard-Westlake will give your parents plenty to brag about! it's the best private school in the friggin country! just be warned, you just might catch the deadly 'Supahpreppyrichiesmartass' virus while in attendance! worthy of note: if you are actually black and, like me, have been called names such as oreo or wack, or milk and cookies, or likewise, Harvard Westlake is the school for you, because the ghettoist kids here are pretty much the white boys who watch too much MTV. and that is damn saaaddd fa sho. Bobby Richboy: Yo' sucka I just got into Harvard-Westlake foo!!
Johnny Gangsta (who is actually black): Boy, you aint black. Bobby Richboy: I'm practicin' fo Harvardizzle-Westlakizzle dizzle! Jennifer (at Harvard Westlake): hey Lola! Do you think you can make it to Fred Segal this weekend? Daddy just gave me three thousand. Lola: oh stop trying to act all rich, biatch!! you know you're only sore because my Daddy's yacht cost six million more than your daddy's yacht!! worthy of note- I actually hearda conversation like the following in my math class with my own two ears. BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS- Teacher: you won't be at school next week? Student: no. my dad's taking the family to a press conference in Japan. Daddy's thinking of a merger with Sony. |
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| 4. | Me dad's in the army | ||
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A reasoning phrase that is often used as a credible excuse even though it may not be true. Implies superiority or immunity.
Prase can be slightly modified to be used as a compliment. (A)
Jhonno and crew: "Bucko, you're too pissed to drive ya friggin knob" Bucko: "Its alright boys, me dad's in the army" - (everybody knows that his dad is not in the army, but thats ok.) (B) Bucko: "Did ya hear about Smithy draggin that undercover cop the other night then borin up a darky out the front of his ex's?" Jhonno: "Yeah man, his dad must be in the army" |
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| 5. | Muffa's | ||
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An insincere douche bag, who probably got cheated on a lot. Is most likely a stupid drunk living at his dad's and can't keep anything but a grudge. Very oblivious, and prone to believing anything. Aka: mother fucka's. Shania: Hey you hear about Kyle, his dog of a girl cheated on him. Lost his job too.
Alice: He is a Motha Fucka, him and his spider. Friggin' Muffa's |
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| 6. | Hater | ||
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A word typically used by people in the "Ghetto" describing a person that likes to see another fail or unhappy for another to succeed. As of late, the word is now an over-used word, used by your typical liberal/conservative young, suburban soccer mom or dad. Becky: Like OMG I learned a new word from that rapper.... Umm... what's his name? 25 cents, I think.
Tanner: Oh that is so totally rad Becky!!! What's the new word? Becky: Hater... I think is so friggin AWESOME. I think I'm going to use it in every sentence I use. Tanner: Me 2 Becky!!!!!!!! Let's go frolic in the park and be haters together. Beck: Sure hater! |
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| 7. | nadu | ||
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gothic and bisexual son: can i get some purple pants and a pentagon to go with it?
dad: are you a friggin nadu? |
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