Friendship is a usually one-sided relationship between two people in which one person talks about their feelings, while the other responds with eye-rolls and sarcasm.
A typical conversation between friends:
"What is your family like?"
"Stop psychoanalyzing me."
-Friendship
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can insult each other without getting offended. similar interests. both on an equal level of being fucked up. can comfortably talk about anal fisting.
"i love you idiot"
"i love you too, let's talk about anal fisting"

*true friendship*
by aliengiu May 27, 2014

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(Noun)
1. the action of one liking another's Facebook status solely to avoid the status creator's social awkwardness of which would make such creator become a loner
2. a job (see 1.) in which one friend does not need to request another of doing so, but is simply done instinctively
3. the official standing of being more than 'Facebook friends'
Person 1: "Hey, can you like my Facebook status? No one else has"
Person 2: "Already done"
Person 1: "This is what friendship is"

1. Our friendship is so much more than just online buddies now
2. That status was so weird but I liked it anyway #friendship
3. My innate reaction to your Facebook status was to like it straight away because you're my friend
by Cadbury Fan December 04, 2013

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Where you can be best buds even if the guy has terrible tastes in movies
Guy: I've never seen Step Brothers
Girl: That's okay, we can watch it togetheor!
-Friendship
by Shortyj34 May 21, 2012

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Is when you find those awesome guys or girls in your life and they make you feel complete. They make you feel good when you down, and you will always be there for eachother.
"wow, Troy and Chelsea have a very specail friendship together!"
by Troy Park July 29, 2008

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Friendship is when you fancy any old boy just so your friend can be entertained.
Go on, I know he's not your type, but fancy him anyway, for me. If you valued our "Friendship" you would...
by BoomBella24 July 21, 2011

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A relationship between two people where one person agrees to make the other person's problems their own. More than often the agreement turns out to be one-sided. This includes lending money, giving rides, emotional support, listening to the other complain or just simply listening to and dealing with the other person's constant bullshit. In actuality, an official agreement was never made to do any of this. Rather a process takes place over time where one party is slowly manipulated into all of the above mentioned acts. Most of the time these relationships eventually end with the main supporter having had enough of the user's ways. However, there are occasionally more extreme cases where the relationship goes on for years, sometimes until death does them part, due to the supporter's own extreme stupidity. In some cases, the situation is so bad that the one party might actually be entitled to claim a dependant when doing their taxes.
"Hey, I know it's midnight and you're in the middle of drinking and having fun but would you stop what you're doing and drive me thirty minutes away to my house? Reason being, I left the cat locked in the bedroom and I need to let her out. Thanks, buddy. I really value our friendship".
by True Man True July 13, 2009

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