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1. friendship-ender
A manhood so large that when it is viewed by other men it causes them to experience feelings of inadequecy, jealousy, fear, loathing, and even hatred which can consequently end a friendship.
"Why do you shower with your shorts on?"

"I have a friendship-ender"
2. spatter
spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum
i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.
3. joke
An act done with the intention to create turmoil & piss people off.
Those cousins played a joke and really hurt the feelings of everybody's wife.
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