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57.
A person who is supposedly there for you but are just using you to get to better standards.
These friends, they don't love you.
by Zozoas April 16, 2009
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58.
noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.
by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008
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59.
person of your acquaintance with a particular trait which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealling
"well jimmy, id thought we'd just be FRIENDS"
by skez August 16, 2005
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60.
Someone you haven't slept with yet.
John and I were friends...until I slept with him.
by gryphic April 28, 2009
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61.
A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.
Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*
by DLG June 29, 2003
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62.
verb--the act of adding someone to your social networking profile.
My ex-boyfriend friended me on Facebook, can you believe it?
by chickweeds May 26, 2010
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63.
That guy who can act like an ass and a week later you both are at the bar together. That guy who can see you at your worst and tomorrow you'll be shooting hoops with him. That's a friend.
Friend 1: Go to hell you ass.

a week later

Friend 2: i'll take a scotch

Friend 1: Jack
by shortkite24 March 19, 2010
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