A friend is someone with whom you share the fondest of memories....but those that only you will understand .... exchanging mugs of coffee three doors down, a time share cat named Joseph, on the road telephone conversations into the night,cooking Christmas turkey, tequila shooters, and When Harry Met Sally.
A friend is someone that you can snuggle into on the couch and laugh and cry and talk, or do nothing at all.
A friend is someone who is honored with the title of best friend and will always hold it, even though circumstances change around them, time grows scarce, lives grow busy, minds grow forgetful and the opportunities for that closeness are not as available anymore.
A friend breathes deeper and diverse meanings into the word love.
A friend is someone who is always held close in the heart no matter the distance between three houses.
When considering together the earth's gravitational pull, both the quantum theory and the theory of relativity and the sound waves emitted by good and not so good (but nastalgic all the same) 80s music i can quite boldly say....i miss my friend Ben.
by maidenofthemoor May 18, 2006

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person of your acquaintance with a particular trait which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealling
"well jimmy, id thought we'd just be FRIENDS"
by skez August 16, 2005

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a lame excuse for people who say they will be there for you but really they just like your misery.
Me: so now i have two new friends
Counselor: oh really and how does that make you feel
Me: well like crap they wont talk to me then they yell at me and cancel our plans.
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noun, the menstruation

This is the period while women eliminate blood from the womb because a pregnancy did not happen. Actually, monthly is informal but not a swearword.
When the friend goes away, I'll give it night and day.
by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

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A True Friend:
A friend is someone that we treasure and love,
A friend is someone thatthat we put high above,
A friend is someone that that's behind you all the way,
A friend is someone that that's gonna be there today,
A friend is someone that that never gives us a yawn,
A friend is someone that that we can always count on,
A friend is someone that that's always there,
A friend is someone that that's always willing to share,
A friend is someone that isnt there because of duty,
A friend is someone that that fills our lives with beauty,
A friend is someone that that we go to when we need a lift,
A friend is someone that is a true gift
tammy: lisa i just killed someone
lisa: omg! what happened?
tammy: i was driving and boom! this guy ran right in front of my can and i hit him
lisa: come over right now! the police must be out looking for you
tammy: thanks! youre a really good friend
by jim lee August 01, 2007

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A person for whom it is currently inconvient, for whatever reason, to stab you in the back.
"This guy's a true friend."
translation
"This guy has yet to fuck me over."
by R.Matthews December 05, 2004

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A thing that people often fantasize to truly exist, although people only have friends for selfish reasons, and think little or nothing of what the "friend" wants. "True friends" are a fantasy.
Hey there, "friend" *eyes dart left to right, then stabs said friend in the back*
by DLG June 29, 2003

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