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Someone that would take a bullet for you.
Joe: Hey Jake! Pass the chips!
Jake: Are you my friend, Joe?
Joe: What?
Jake: Would you take a bullet for me?
Joe: Fuck no!
Jake: No chips, asshole. Get out of my house.
by The bus of terror November 05, 2005
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People who pretend to like you so they can 1. 'borrow' your clothes and/or 2. copy everything you do and pretend it was their idea.
'I liked your hair cut so i went and got it, but were friends so who cares'

'Oh i like your phone, i wonder who had that idea to get it.
by cjs. May 16, 2009
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Where's my friends- I mean cats.
by hiimnotsupposedtousemyrealname September 14, 2011
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someone who knows the real you..witnesses you goign through changes...but loves you all the same not to be confused with backstabbing witch who smiles to ur face and talks behind ur back
"i think im goign in a different direction" "dont worry i love u all teh same"
by lovedone February 29, 2004
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Someone who you hold dear. Maybe not someone you'd marry, but you'd never want them to leave. You want them to be part of your life forever, even it's just hanging out, or the occasional discussion during lunch.
by Reymhan June 29, 2007
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like fiend without the r
by Xiii March 03, 2004
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A friend is someone who won't lie to you. They respect you for who you are and make every moment with you count. Time with your friends should be fun and you shouldn't have to change for them. Your friends should understand you and trust you. They help you with your problems and are always there when you are feeling down.
A friend cannot be replaced so don't even try.
by dancediva12345 April 01, 2011
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