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Friends are ppl who dont go off with members of the opposite sex and forget u exist......
Gal 1- "ooh hes fit....byee"
Gal 2- (says nothin because her 'friend'has already ran off)
by *JeLlYBaBy* May 14, 2005
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God's way of apologizing for the family you're born with.
With friends like mine, who fucking needs a family?!
by MidNight The Magnificent January 12, 2010
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a good friend will bail you outta jail.
a best friend will be right there next to you saying "dude that was fucking awesome!!!!!!!"
by Anonymous May 03, 2004
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In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.
You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog
by ManoftheDiaspora June 21, 2005
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1. People who act like they are interested in you to fuck you over later
2. People who have common interests or hobbies
3. People who gets profit off of you
Yo that friends that I’ve told you about, they fucked me over last week... they pretend to be my friends to get some liquors off of me
by C.s May 15, 2006
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A TV show that although its quite old, some people become re-obsessed with years later.
Hi Bec, Im sorry re-runs of Friends is on channel 7 I will call you back, I've become re-obsessed with it after all these years
by Barreetoh June 22, 2011
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A friend is someone who doesn't screen your calls. He/She is also someone who tries to stay in touch despite an infathomable distance between you and him/her. A friend also doesn't approve of horrible role models such as Kobe Bryant and Phil Jackson.
Josh is not my friend because he doesn't keep in touch and always screens my calls. He also likes rapists (Kobe Bryant) and voodoo-wizards (Phil Jackson).
by Casanova12 March 24, 2006
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