1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'
by Kittsville2 (i'm back) October 23, 2009
Someone who will help you move.
A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).
by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009
a person who doesn't care what you look like but who you are as a human being. a friend is someone who sees a signfigance in your physical/mental presence. also shall it be noted that a friend b.f.f is totally willing to go on an insane sugar(or other caffinated substance--legal of course)frenzie!
Me and my friend are CRAZY.
My friend is better than you.
The little Pieces Of fries you find at the bottom of the Mc.Donalds bag.
Guy1: YO DOUBLE CHESSEBURGER!
Guy2: YO BIG MAC!
Guy1: FINE, But I get the Fri-Ends
by billy bob jhonson October 16, 2007
Someone you can lean on and they can also lean on you
Bro1: Dude I feel down today
Bro2: Bro you're my friend, lean on me and when I feel down I lean on you
by lkfdjeis December 05, 2013
Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind
HA you a gay ass friend
Thanks
by I am mason price April 29, 2013
Friends are people who share their ice cream with you if you don't have enough money,people who walk up to you no matter how many times you tell them to leave you alone and cheer you up,people who if your shy and scared they will help you make friends,people who will wait for you to finish the test,people who you can trust your most awkward secrets with and the girl you like,people who will bail you out of a 10000 Dollar fine people who you can trust the fate of the world with,people who don't knock on your door they walk in and say I'm home.
I can trust Noah and my friends with all my biggest darkest secrets
by A real trustworthy friend March 14, 2013

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