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A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.
“I do not love you any more, but we can still be friends.”
“I’ll take what I can get, Friend.”
by Namasa June 29, 2010
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A show on NBC. It gets high ratings and reviews. However, all it's material is created out of stupid problems created by the retards who are portrayed on the show. Therefore it is nearly impossible for those problems to be created in the first place. ie. Ross still goes to a pediatrician for medical services.
Frinds is a show on NBC.
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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people who help you get though tough times, to help you when you need it and they also prevent you from doing dangerous things that can hurt or even kill you...I love my friends so much
courtney nikki heather lauren gabby and joelle are good friends.
by katelynn h September 09, 2005
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a person who doesn't care what you look like but who you are as a human being. a friend is someone who sees a signfigance in your physical/mental presence. also shall it be noted that a friend b.f.f is totally willing to go on an insane sugar(or other caffinated substance--legal of course)frenzie!
Me and my friend are CRAZY.
My friend is better than you.
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A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 25, 2010
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A TV show where the main characters seek to bang each other. Eventually Ross and Rachel get it on in the bed. Then Joey screws Rachel. Then Monica gets in bed with Chandler on some vacation thing. During the scene, Monica looks under the bed. You can see the shock on her face as she lays eyes on Chandler's schlong. Chandler also gets very excited at Monica's funbags. You can see his boner sticking through the sheets. Joey and Phoebe just go and screw other random people that are in like 2 episodes. After the show they probably went and hat wild bestiality sex though. You could tell. In the end they had one giant orgy.
Friends is a funny show.
by XSGame September 06, 2005
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1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'
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