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78.
This person is your bestfriend and you cannot live without them. You will have tons of inside jokes with them like S.o.a. Never will they leave your side, even when there is a burger in the toilet. :)
by amy [friend] November 09, 2012
 
79.
Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.
*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."
by lives4music14 September 12, 2011
 
80.
People who can count on each other for anything and everything. A friend is also able to be there for you no matter what, and true friends have a lot in common. They also like to talk shit about their roommates to each other knowing they won't say anything to the other. They may also drive the same car and have many other things in common by coincidence.
Megan: My birthday is April 23rd and my brother's is December 10th.

Friend Erin: OMG my birthday is April 26th and my brother's is December 7th! They're both 3 days apart! We were meant to be friends! :)
by boardersaint February 08, 2011
 
81.
A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.
Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 25, 2010
 
82.
okay,so friend means forever doesn't it ? no matter how many fall outs you have youll always be tight as arse cheeks, but what if you fall out and one thing leads to another then ones in flood buckets and stuff ?

your friend tells you they try their hardest,but it shouldnt be hard to be a friend,it should be the easiest thing in the world,your friend,the person you share most intrest with.its over, do you say sorry first etc;; but then you get threatend by someone close to them. you dont back down,you dont give into this raging electric friend.
does it make things worse or not?

i dont want to say sorry first but i regret sayin all the shit i said,so im sorry.
by LOLibitchaboutyouonUD August 21, 2010
 
83.
A friend is what you become when you split yourself in two in response to the famous words “But we can still be friends.” One part of you remains the lover, the secret part with the broken heart. The other part becomes the friend, the visible part, which will accept any conditions in the (probably vain) hope that the departing soulmate might change their mind.
“I do not love you any more, but we can still be friends.”
“I’ll take what I can get, Friend.”
by Namasa June 29, 2010
 
84.
1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.

2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.

2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'

B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'

A - 'Shit, why?'

B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'

A - 'My god...'
by Kittsville2 (i'm back) October 23, 2009