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A friend is someone that can make you laugh, at any point in time
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
Me: I'm so upset, I can't belive she said that about me!
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes

Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
by xxRubyHeartzBrandonxx December 18, 2007
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people who are there to make you wet yourself at the strangest moments, preferably someplace awkward.
Me: *something funny*
You: *wets pants from laughing too hard*
Stranger: they must be best friends.
by yourninjamaster June 16, 2010
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1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
2. A sexual partner.
3. A person who is cosmopolitan, considerate, random, intellegent yet childish when convenient.
by Paramour paramount* October 26, 2008
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An ambiguous term implying various degrees of emotional, physical, and imaginative closeness.
1. MySpace Friend, circa 2006: "I acknowledge the existence of this profile."

2. Facebook Friend, circa 2010: "I acknowledge the existence of this person."

3. Real Friend, circa ∞: "I don't acknowledge. I just know."
by Suburban Decay January 15, 2011
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Friends are for people who don't like being loney.
I like reading and listening to music, I don't need any friends.

by Joe Iron April 01, 2008
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Democrat Friends: When you are drinking and need to get home they take your keys, block your car in, and call the cops if you leave.

Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.

Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Cop: Alright sir, who was driving the vehicle...who was the person who got away on foot. You are going down for this if you don't tell me now!

Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
by JAG27 February 09, 2010
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It is the greatest excuse to get away with something homosexual and still be straight.
"So me and Frank were jerking each other off..."
"Dude that's gay!"
"But we're friends!"
"Oh okay"
circle jerk fap fapping
by AbeyPoo March 05, 2011
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