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this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010
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1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"

"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
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The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
by Bobby_love February 24, 2013
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When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
by Crispee22 September 12, 2011
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to cum on your self by mistake is known as friendly fire.
that feels good..... GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE.
by fattybunta August 07, 2007
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when 2 or more guys do a girl and 1 may accidently choad on another...
i got hit by my bud's friendly-fire..
by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003
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To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.
Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Hanna: WTH?!
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*
by RAWR---x August 24, 2007
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