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this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!

George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
by Jack10392 May 06, 2010
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When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
by Crispee22 September 12, 2011
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Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.
by Cumshot Carl November 12, 2011
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When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.
Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?
by Paul June 11, 2004
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to cum on your self by mistake is known as friendly fire.
that feels good..... GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE.
by fattybunta August 07, 2007
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when 2 or more guys do a girl and 1 may accidently choad on another...
i got hit by my bud's friendly-fire..
by Ian - Humphrey Wilder - C June 27, 2003
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When your whore girlfriend is sucking you off and and you say your gonna cum and she points your dick directly at your face or upper body and you cum shot yourself. This can also happen during masturbation, hand job or sex.
Friendly Fire
by NMay2324 March 20, 2010
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