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As American as apple pie and baseball, a term famous through out twentieth century wars, friendly fire, a term used to explain the gun-happy American Idiot, and for some reason, no solution has been found.
Yankee: Hey, Canuck, why haven't you Canadian cowards joined in on our war in Iraq.

Canuck: Well, probably because the only fatilities Canada suffered in Afghanistan were from American 'friendly fire', and we didn't find it too friendly that it was denied for the better part of a year, so fuck you George W Bush. Find yourself another bitch. You may want to try Mexico.
by James LeBlanc May 24, 2005
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FREND-lee FyRE
noun
1. Usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. Is most severe when the victim is hit near the head or the butt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. Usually occurs during a switch or swap. Can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.
Just as I start to go to browntown, Ben freaks out that our balls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. In all my years I never thought that I could be a victim of friendly fire, it's just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (Excerpt from Fred Savage's autobiography "Sex With Granpa"
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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2.
The act of accidentally firing upon one's own contingent or allies.
When two friendly LPs encounter each other without realizing it.
by Alex October 29, 2004
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3.
A popular american sport where they like to bomb anything that moves including weddings, their allies, the press corps, aid workers, their own men......
"Is it one of ours?

Who cares shoot the fuckers anyway."
by black flag June 07, 2004
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4.
Euphemism for when an army fires upon its own forces, usually accidentally.
The army's lack of investigation into the friendly fire incident enraged the relatives of the dead.
by fastfission May 12, 2005
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5.
leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq
Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...
by LinKuei-Sephiroth July 31, 2003
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Friendly fire : The American fighting man's favourite pastime.
Hey man! its moving, kill it!
by minge August 10, 2004
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7.
An Oxymoron
Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't
by Cpt.Bob November 02, 2003
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