Friend Counting 

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

Friend Counting by pooshine December 29, 2009

Country-fried 

Used to describe the behavior and traditions of uneducated country folk.

Uncle Cletus is most country-fried person I've ever met.

Country-fried by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Country Fried Slut 

Noun; A surprisingly hot young girl suffering from Nymphomania who was raised, and still resides on the outskirts of a small southern town, who speaks with a long southern draw and is a slut because there is nothing to do in her town but drink beer and have sex in her trailer.

''Hey Johnny lets take out your pappy's 4 wheeler and cruise for some country fried sluts! Wooo!''

Country Fried Slut by Dr. Bubblebutt June 11, 2009

Country-Fried Meat Head 

Southerner that plays sports

After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers

Country-Fried Meat Head by John March 4, 2005

country fried steak'd me

When a woman prepares a country fried steak for a man early in their relationship and the man instantaneously falls for her.

Phil: I'm totally in love with Simone.
Karl: That was fast, when did that happen?
Phil: Dude she country fried steak'd me on our second date!

Karl: Oh snap!

country fried steak'd me by Allison's Giant Bush July 28, 2010

Friendscount 

The deal you get for knowing someone working in retail, who's willing to risk their job for your financial well-being.

Jeff: Love your new dress babe; looks expensive though.
Laura: Thanks, Jenny friendscounted it for me; saved me a bengie.

Friendscount by Nefmaster December 2, 2011

Country Fried City boy 

Guy raised in the city but somehow was brought into the country lifestyle. Might be seen driving a big truck and a dip in his lip.

Jeff is an actual country fried city boy, look at that truck.

Country Fried City boy by Mapper Molder August 28, 2020