| 1. | friend-zy | ||
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An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!! "Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."
"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!" "Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!" |
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| 2. | friend-zy | ||
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An acquaintance who wants to become your best friend overnight. Slightly obsessive, very crazy. Copies everything you do and tries to get in your 'crowd' when she/he (usually female) hardly knows anyone. Prone to scenes inc. crying & sulking, general crazy behaviour and desperate for affection. Longs to hear you say you 'love her' via major hinting such as "love you", "do you like me better than..." All this behaviour accumulates into a 'friend-zy'.
APPROACH WITH CAUTION!!! "Holy shit, that Lauren sure is a friend-zy. She keeps texting me all night and sulking when I see my other friends. She won't leave me alone."
"I thought that bitch was normal, before she went all friend-zy on my ass!!" "Back off loser, you're getting too friend-zy!!" |
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| 3. | De-friend-zy | ||
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when one starts de-friending many Facebook friends all at once. "Man, I was in such a de-friend-zy last night! I think might have deleted you!"
"What the fuck, man?" |
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| 4. | Unsubscribe | ||
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A response to a statement, an email or text by a friend or colleague to let them know that you don't want to hear from them on the given topic, or any others for that matter. Although meant to be funny, there is a little truth in every joke. First used in conversation by Ryan E. in 1992, but then was used by Derek in 1995 in email. Chris: Lol...we have sold $77 @ our random garage sale. In your face!
Ryan: Unsubscribe. |
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