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the last place any guy wants to be when he likes a girl GuyA:dude i totaly like this gurl,but im stuck in the friend zone
GuyB:that blows monky testicales |
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The shittiest place to be when trying to start a relationship with someone you like. The friend zone is worse then being told no because it is like putting a carrot on a stick in front of a Horse, and watching it chase after the carrot with no success, leading you on forever and fuckin ever. Tommy: Hey, what do you think about you and me?
Caitlin: Sorry Tom, I think we're just friends. Tommy: Friend zone, just Dandy... |
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The state existing when two heterosexual people of opposite gender are "just friends" with Member A wishing to be "more than just friends", while Member B wishes to remain "just friends." In this situation, the Member A is said to be in the "Friend Zone." Member A is often the male, but female examples are not unheard of. Male Member A's are often timid and shy, whereas female Member A's are often just ugly. When neither member of the heterosexual platonic couple wishes to be "more than just friends", the concept of the Friend Zone loses much of it's meaning. Member A (Male): Hey, I'm gonna always hang around you and complement you in a nonthreatening way and never make a move. You'll eventually love me and let me out of the friend zone. Aaaany day now...
Member A (Female): Hey, can I suck your dick? No? It's because i'm fat and ugly, you say? Oh... |
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Basically where a man ends up when a girl finds out that she can make him his "boy friend" without having sex or other equally gratifying contact with him. It's an especially bad place for the guy, because it means that he's in for relentless crying and bitching and suffering when she's in-between boyfriends. In other words, you're the first person she goes to when she needs a cry and a bitch, but the last person she'd actually date or have sex with. If she asks you how to get a man, knowing you like her, then just shoot yourself right then, or move on. Brody: So, what did she say?
Kyle: She said that "You're too good a friend for me to date you..." then later asked "Why can't I get a guy?" Brody: Dude, you're in the friend zone. Look up urbandictionary.com and askmen.com so that this emotional castration doesn't happen to you again! XD |
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The worst fucking place on earth. usually occurs with nice guys because girls are shallow and love dickwads. im there im never getting out. if youre there then god help you if youre not, youre probably a douchebag to your girlfriends. Me: hey.. i really like you.. do you wann go on a date sometime:
Girl: i think we should stay friends. sorry :/ me: (in head) why does god hate me? me: ok so i take it im too ugly and nice, im going to take steroids and abuse girls i like emotionally and physically now. girl: *goes on about how assholes dont get girls* me: lying bitch and this is why the friend zone sucks. |
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1. The hellish place that a man will find himself in if he does not immediately place a woman he is beginning to form a relationship with below him and make his shallow sexual intentions the focus. This occurs most often when a man decides he likes a woman and actually has enough respect for her to treat her with dignity. 2. A term used by some women to excuse their complete lack of sexual attraction to a man who has recently made it clear they are interested in a relationship. This is mostly due to Disney movies, which give women unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement to a "Prince Charming." Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. (What they're thinking) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks.
Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) I know! You're such a great friend! (What they're thinking) I have too! You're so good at listening to me complain! Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be more than friends. (What they're thinking) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be in a relationship with you. Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) But I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship! (What they're thinking) I can't comprehend the fact that you legitimately care for me, and since I'm more sexually attractive than you are I'm going to use your feelings to my emotional advantage! Enjoy being used in the friend zone! Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) I get that, let's stay friends! (What they're thinking) I'm going to go kill myself! |
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When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend. Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?
Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window) Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me. Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry. Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone) |
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