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1.	friend tax
	buy friend tax mugs, tshirts and magnets The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback. Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party." Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax." tax baggage boyfriend girlfriend loser by any name will do Feb 11, 2007 share this
2.	Friend Tax
	buy friend tax mugs, tshirts and magnets Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal. Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!" Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax." friend tab friend tenure friend thief friend sweep friend trap by L33TNINJ4Gurl Oct 19, 2009 share this
3.	Friend Tax
	buy friend tax mugs, tshirts and magnets To make out with a longtime friend of yours, simply because you've known them for a very long time. Sort of a little way of saying, "thank you for sticking with me for so long." Often leads to unprecedented amounts of awkwardness afterwards. "Me and Shirley hung out last night, and I payed her a little bit of friend tax... And now she won't stop calling me. God, am I an idiot." make out kiss friend tax awkward stupid by Noah Pepera-Rudd Oct 23, 2009 share this


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