Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.
I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...
by friend of bob May 18, 2004
A friend of bob, or FOB, is a friend of Bob Dylan, of course, and all these other childish definitions are way out wacky. Everyone knows FOB's are friends of Dylan and need Zimmerman often!
Hey Man, are you a friend of bob? cool man, me too....
by Deltwarp September 05, 2008
A person who insists on getting his educational assistance from BOB (Back of Book).
Bob is not friendly to me or my invisible companions at all!
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.
I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004