1. the friend no one likes
2. player that shouldn't have made the team, but made it anyway; made the team out of sympathy
3. something to yell if you screw up on anything
4. (vb) to tello- to own someone, mainly in hockey, because you owned someone and made them look like "the tello (see #2)
1. "Why is he following us?"
"I don't know. He's such a tello."
2. "He got the tello spot."
3. "Ah, tello!"
4. "Dude, you telloed by that kid with your toedrag!"
When a person no one likes enters a conversation, therefore making it awkward, a douche grenade has been dropped. Named because the person's comments affect everyone in the group, like shrapnel from a grenade.
Bob: Did you see Shaun White's Double McTwist last night?
Mark: Yeah, man. That shit was nasty.
Tom (Friend no one likes): Yo, Louie Vito's better, he just had a rough night yesterday.
Bob: Who just dropped the douche grenade?
Basically a very embarrassing situation both parties would probably like to forget. This can happen to ANYONE (Who the hell cares about gender? This can happen to homosexuals, too. Not only straight people want to find love).
A asks out B, but B doesn't want to complicate the relationship they already have (because maybe they're good friends, and no one likes loosing the chemistry or bond they have with a close friend).
In other words, not wanting to be more than just friends with someone that has feelings for you that are beyond friendship.
"Hey, B. I like you. I've liked you for quite a while now, actually. Will you go out with me?"
"WHAT? Uh, I-I can't do that, A. I'm sorry. I just want us to stay friends. Nothing more..."
A True Friend not only likes to hang out with you and party and have good times, but thinks about you when you're apart and wishes good things for you. A True Friend may not talk to you every day or even every week, but can catch up in a matter of minutes. A True Friend will come to your aid, even when you haven't talked to them in weeks. Time doesn't lessen a True Friend's affinity for you. True Friends also are most honest with you, rather than shining you on.
Because I can go for weeks without talking to Beth and then catch up in minutes and because I would drop anything to help her or vice-versa, Beth is one of my True Friends. She has no problem giving me her True opinion either, like if my butt really is too big for those jeans. She usually has a better suggestion, rather than leaving me hanging with my big butt...suggesting I wear this mini skirt instead, because it makes me look hot.
The pronounced abbreviation of D.U.P.A., which stands for Designated Ugly Person--Always.
The unattractive friend that belongs to a certain group--each group usually has at least one. This friend gets ignored by friends of the group that are of the opposite sex. Because of their lack-of good looks, this person is noted as annoying because engaging in conversation requires one to look at the dupa, which results in horrible inner agony. This causes the non-dupa to become annoyed because the dupa continually attempts to continue conversation, while the non-dupa would like nothing better than for the dupa to simply go away.
Dupas also happen to be everywhere.
Catie: Hey guys, this is Kayla.
Eric: Er...hey... *Thinks to self* OH GOD! A DUPA!
Jake: Oh hello...*Thinks to self* IT'S THE DUPA MASTER!
Kevin: Uh...hi...*Thinks to self* Holy shit...DUPA DUPA DUPA!!!!
Ok, I've heard some things that aren't very accurate. HIM let Bam use the Heartagram as his symbol cuz Ville is a good friend of his. He's a good skater on team Element. He admits that most of Viva la Bam is scripted, but even a monkey knows which part is scripted and which is not. I mean get real, NO ONE can make Vito read from a script. He is a brilliant person who doesnt deserve thiese inaccurate flamers. I just love his antics and his hotness. Too bad he's married to Missy
Person# 1: You know Bam Margera?
Person# 2: Yeah, I love him!!!
Asshole: Psh, he's a poser and he sucks
*Asshole gets jumped in a back alley*
No one likes a ruiner of things, kids. Be smart, say no to flaming
abbreviation of No One Cares
my friend Steve likes to tell people he's a lawyer, but n1c