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3.
cooked human flesh, gender-unspecific <i.e. male or female>. Also, the progenitor of friedmandesigns.
yo...maybe on the newest episode of survivor they'll get so hungry they'll have fried-man...har har har.
by trollboy313 February 12, 2004
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1.
A length of time nominally lasting six months.

The phrase is used to mock New York Times columnist Tom Friedman, who has repeatedly stated that (paraphrase) "the next six months in Iraq should determine the outcome of the US operation there." Fair.org shows Friedman making statements to that effect in Nov 03, Jun 04, Oct 04, Nov 04, Sep 05, etc.
I should graduate in just under two or three Friedmans.
by PsuedoNoise July 11, 2006
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2.
The act of wrapping the male genitalia with rice and seaweed and eating it off, resembling sushi.
I feel like sushi, but I'm horny. Imma go get me a Friedman.
by LIL'ZAR June 19, 2010
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4.
A form of diarrhea expelled in amounts exceeding 3 liters usually a speed nearing 45 miles per hour while making a sound similar a hot air baloon being hit by a spinning saw blade. Most cases of this take place in a bathtub.
I just completely had a Friedman in that bathtub

If you keep eating like that you are going to have a Friedman
by anker December 11, 2010
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5.
A guy who calls his friends homos to hide his own questionable "preferences"
That kid can be such a Friedman, I doubt girls even turn him on! ROFLMAO!
by Garem January 01, 2008
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