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Crunchy Fridges 

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"
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Fidgetsexual 

A very dumb "sexuality" that 3 year olds use to mock the LGBTQ+ community.
I'm fidgetsexual!

No, you're dumb.
Fidgetsexual by tokoblox January 31, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A dumb sexuality mocking the LGBTQ+ community about being sexually attracted to fidget toys. It was created on TikTok and now nine year olds use it and claim its real
Person 1: “I’m Fidgetsexual so therefore I am in love with fidgets.”
Person 2: “Being Fidgetsexual is a mockery to the LGBTQ+ community”

fidgetsexual 

a person who is delusional that is weirdly attracted to fidget toys
Person 1 : are you fidgetsexual?
Person 2 : no but that weird girl emily is-

Maya Ortiz

Fidgetsexual 

Who ever made up this sexuality deserves to r0t in h€11
S/n: I’m fidgetsexual!
M/n: Oh g*d no
Fidgetsexual by Keroppi_Ribbit<3 February 7, 2021

Fidgetsexual 

A stupid TikTok trend that eight year olds fake mental disorders and to mock sexuality’s.
Uwu I’m fidgetsexual because I have anxiety

Normal person: shut the fuck up dumb bitch.
Fidgetsexual by damionfrida 67 April 18, 2021

fridgety 

When one opens and closes the fridge looking for something to eat when they're not really hungry just to pass time
Look at Tom in the kitchen, talk about being fridgety.
fridgety by Xatio87 March 1, 2011