fecalator 

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.

Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."

fecalator by H. M. Meinschaftgefullenburger September 24, 2009

Fryalator 

A big vat of boiling, nasty grease that any breaded food or object can be fried in... i.e. chicken, cheese sticks, onion rings, oreos, pickles, ice cream, liver, shoes, toy poodles, condoms, your mom, the Farkland Islands, ANYTHING.

Yo Jerri Dee, go throw a fewa dem dere hogs feet in da fryalator fo suppah, bitch.

Fryalator by Ashley Lynne Morton Arroyo Foose Damon Cornilia Hepburn November 8, 2005

anal frigulator 

One who takes it upon themselves to give an anal examination to every person they meet.

"Dunstan, stop trying to examine my anal regions, you anal frigulator"

anal frigulator by Richard123 October 2, 2005

falator 

some one who gives blow jobs.

That girl looks like a falator.

falator by Brittany September 2, 2003

fecalator 

Big, intimidating gun.

Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.

fecalator by Fecalator May 27, 2004

FREALTOR 

A guy named Jontae Washington. He’s a combination of a friend and a REALTOR®️

I’m going to have Jontae sell my home, he’s my FREALTOR.

FREALTOR by Jay The Frealtor July 22, 2020

fragatory 

Describes someone being gay but doing something homophobic or heterosexual.

‘Mark is being so Fragatory, he’s gay but he likes to call other people that are part of the LGBTQIA+ community slurs and means what he says’

‘I’m being Fragatory because i’m gay but I like girls even though I wouldn’t date one’

fragatory by RoseAvocadoPink May 19, 2024